May 2013
9 posts
megaman2:
megaman2:
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
I'd care if the person I reblogged this from...
Reblog if you'd care if I killed myself
April 2013
18 posts
I wish I had more creepy followers that wanted to know about my boring life and just asked me a million questions a day.
thewastedgeneration:
omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg
omg bless
pavlovs-schrodinger:
pavlovs-schrodinger:
when im older and my kid needs me to sign something for school im just gonna write “Dad” in really crappy handwriting so it seems like my kid forged my signature and the teacher calls to tell me and im just “yes no it is i dad”
i posted this when i accidentally took too much medication
screw you guys
turnheadgodtech:
do u ever rlly want to hug someone but they live 92,960,000 miles away
March 2013
115 posts
me: not pretty enough
me: not smart enough
me: not skinny enough
me: not healthy enough
me: not happy enough
me: not friendly enough
me: not enough
*cute boy walks past*
me: no wait come back i love you
cuntakinte:
do you ever see someone and think oh my god i would like to be responsible for your next orgasm
I love you. Pass it on
phangirlingoverdisney:
queeenrachet:
biersackimagines:
enjoying-all-music:
let’s make this the post with the most notes ever.
yes.
Almost 13 million
